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XAK’S PANTS PLACE: YOUR PANTS and what goes on in them.*
MASTER XAK instructs you in what YOUR PANTS really mean!
XAK’S PANTS PLACE: Manly PANTS Protocol (MPP) and Authorized PFP Center (Paying For PANTS) for any males from Real MEN, Soldiers, miscellaneous other Military Personnel all the way down to pathetic pansies and unworthy wannabes. Get the dressing down you deserve for having the nerve to PERV ON YOUR PANTS... There is NO MODESTY, NO PRIVACY and NO SECRETS in the world of MEN’S PANTS.
Do you ever feel you’re nothing but a pair of pants? In this case, ‘pants’ can mean or infer jeans, dress slacks, trousers, shorts or any other garment including, but not limited to, underwear thongs, jockstraps etc. But when they say that he/she will fuck anything in a ‘pair of pants,’ do they mean YOU? If you haven’t a shred of dignity left, you life can be whittled down to just something that fills out a pair of men’s pants and even then, those PANTS CAN GET MIGHTY TIGHT. If this happens to you, or you find yourself suffering from MMS (Male Morning Stiffness), XAK’S PANTS PLACE is the right place for YOU...
If you’re nothing but a pair of pants, and have yours down often, masturbating at all hours of the day and night because you can’t get over the feeling of being male, then we might have something to talk about on a deeper level. Call for an evaluation or if you just want to talk about what goes on in YOUR PANTS right now—RIGHT NOW.
You’ll be asked some basic questions:
“Are you dressed?”
“Shoes & Socks?”
“Shirt tucked in?”
“Legs Spread Wide?”
“Hair combed—and/or groomed?”
Calling from your bed is LAZY! (But do it if you must). A Real MAN has his keyboard on a desk or table, and has his ass planted firmly in chair with his back straight and his legs spread wide. Period. But most of all, ALL MEN WEAR PANTS! Show off that bulge! If you need confidence, we here at XAK’S PANTS PLACE will build you up. If you need degradation, we here at XAK’S PANTS PLACE can do that too. Just tell us how we can direct your call.
XAK’S PANTS PLACE is also capable of Intense Cash Invoicery™ (ICI) and Bill Collection Services (BCS) and Corporal Punishment recommendations. Our emphasis is always on a strict ALL MALE CODE OF CONDUCT AND ETHICS having everything to do with YOUR PANTS, HOW TO WEAR THEM and, if applicable, how to pay for the privilege.
*(Appointments and walk-ins as time permits. It is advisable to look at Master Xak's Profile page--click 'Master Xak' above the picture icon--for availability status, recent Public Shamings, and other info. Be sure to check out Master Xak's other listings under MEN HOME ALONE, gay/bi/str8, FANTASY, anything goes/guy next door/jocks/other/role play, BDSM-FETISH, masters/submissive males/feet-shoes/financial domination/leather, ANYTHING GOES and OTHER)
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