Who Wants to Jerkoff Alone?
NOBODY!
Come on bro... you know you want "it..."
"It" being a JOBud!
Heck Yeah! Who doesn't love a good Jerkoff Bud?
Let me be your Jerkoff Buddy / JOBud!
Someone you can share your moans, groans and deepest secrets with. And nut together with!
Someone to cheer you on and make sure you finish strong as you edge to fantasies or porn.
Someone who will cum live on the phone with you...let's blow a load together.
I'll even let you listen to my thick wet 7"+ cock as I beat it live on the phone for you.
and Maybe even send you a video of my thick heavy load shooting just for you...if you ask nicely... hehe ;)
I'm Someone who won't shame you or your fantasies.
It's all OK with me, Bro.
Yeah I'm mostly a "str8 guy" but it's okay if you're not.
No judgments here.
I'm extremely sex positive, always horny, kinky and open minded.
Call me up and Tell me what porn you're watching right now.
I want to hear it through the headpiece. Better yet tell me how to find it and you can hear it through my head piece, as I beat off to it.
Or describe that sexy ex-gf you like to beat off too - and listen to me beat off to her too. Or how you fantasize about sharing your wife with another man - or even be fucked by him yourself -- it all turns me on.
Get away for a minutes with me in the middle of the work as you beat off uncontrollably in the bathroom at lunchtime -- it's OK, I understand, I'm a horny dude too and I know what it feels like.
I know you want to share your fantasies with the world.
After all, anything worth doing is worth doing with someone else. Come share your fantasies with me.
Come share your orgasm with me.
Let me be your JOBud...
..And let's rock each other's world.
P.S: I have a biological need to orgasm at least 3x times a day preferably 5+. Your calls help me fulfill my natural insatiable sex drive. So don't think you're ever bothering me, you're not. A horny voice is always welcome to converse with me and my dick. Call me up any time day or night, because odds are, if you're feeling horny and need to nut, I do too!
Sincerely,
Your New JOBud
