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Sean and I are planning another trip abroad soon... Don't worry honey, it's not like that, he just needs me there for emotional support. He is competing in the Olympics... For dick size. You know how nervous he gets about how large he is. His BBC is not only large, but perfect so I have no doubts that he'll do very well. What's wrong with me having guy friends? You and I both know that our relationship transcends size. Look how strong it has made you, you are so humbled. The only thing you should be feeling is grateful, grateful that I'm getting fucked properly and we can still be together. You no longer even need sex.

You look upset hun, why? You know there is no use in leaving, you're never going to be able to find a woman like me, you're never going to be able to find a woman who will accept that little dicklett between your legs. If we break up, I will just have to tell all of your co-workers how tiny you are, and of course that little thing you like to do when I'm with Sean. So there's no point in worrying, I'm here to stay, besides that's the only way this will stay our little secret.

I hope you remember to keep your phone charged and volume up. I will be calling you several times an hour, if you miss a call, I will be disappointed.... And you know what happens when I'm disappointed don't you honey? That's right we don't want Sean to come pay you a visit again do we?