Phone Sex

Some people are so pathetic they have to pay for my attention.

You are even more pathetic.

You are willing, even eager, to pay to be ignored by me.

Call to be completely ignored while I go about my business. I might be working out, listening to music, hanging out with friends, or even, if you are very lucky, fucking my beautiful wife.

You get to listen while I put my phone on mute and continue as if you don't even exist.

The only thing I'll pay attention to is you begging me to raise the rate and make you pay even more for the privilege of being nothing to me.