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$$ Your Highness $$
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......!$!Newsflash!$!......
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My 19th Birthday is coming up on
..APRIL 6TH! - Thus = $46.86 =(04/06/1986)..
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* LISTEN TO THIS RECORDING AS A B-DAY PRESENT *
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:ENTITLED:
"Damn it feels good to be a Gangsta."
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"Work's hard, I DON'T LIKE IT!"
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+ NO NUDITY, NO BOOBS, NO BOOTIE, NO PHONE SEX +
+NO EXCEPTIONS!+
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It's my day, it's my world; you're just a squirrel, looking for a nut.
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Listen to my recording in gibberish!
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Buy me presents!
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Buy me Tiffany's!!!
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+ ...While you are entitled to view my webcam, as i do nothing inparticular...+
+Lookin for some cam whore to dance for you? Look the fuck elsewhere! +
MASTURBATING?
WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR CUTE FUCKING BOAT - I'M SETTING THE PHONE DOWN. I DON'T WANT TO HEAR YOUR FUCKING PANTING. LET ME KNOW ONCE YOU ARE DONE, OR YOU'VE MASTERED THE ART OF CONTROLLING YOUR HEAVY BREATHING..
(1ST HINT: MOVE THE MOUTHPIECE AWAY FROM YOUR MOUTH.)
DON'T LIKE MY OUTFIT? BUY ME ONE I PICK OUT THAT YOU'RE MORE FOND OF, AND I'LL WEAR IT FOR YOU NEXT TIME - BEGGARS CAN'T BE CHOOSERS.
+ You know you want to give me all of your money just because I am so cute, and you know your pathetic ass could never have me +
+ I am naturally a nice girl...just selfish, lazy, and deserve to be taken care of. If you want me to give you more attitude, communicate that to me! +
What do I like to hear about?
You, where you are from, where you live now, what you do for a living, if you are married, kids, bdsm interests, stories of your submissive life, going on missions I assign for you while I listen on the phone...LAUGHING MY ASS OFF...How you worship the ground I walk on, and are giving me lots of $ and presents!
+ So what do i have to talk about? Lots of stuff. Being an 18 year old girl living in upper middle class suburbia can be tough! +
Feel free to ask about:
$Gibberish - want to learn how to speak Gidigibidigeridigish? Or just listen to it being spoken? Your name in Gibberish? Mine = Yidigour Hidigighnidigess $
$ Modeling $
My experience as a Hooters Girl
$My life - recent events: Totalling my BMW (that car was like my baby...) and *almost* getting a DUI..Want to buy me a new one for
*my 19th birthday April 6th*!!
-Being captain of my Cheerleading Squad Sophomore year of high school-
Public versus Private versus homeschooling-
-Memoir I am writing about Depression, Anorexia, and Addiction-
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