WHAT IF YOU COULD DO "GAY THINGS" AND IT NOT BE YOUR FAULT? HAVE YOU EVER WONDERED what it would like to suck a guy's cock?
OR to let him jack you off until you couldn't come anymore? OR, maybe just to have a guy hold you and keep you safe and warm? OR to wrestle naked with your best bud until you both feel REALLY GOOD?
OR maybe just be able to sit with your best friend and jack off to a really hot porn movie together and not feel gay if you happen to brush up against his leg. LET ME HYPNOTIZE YOUR INHIBITIONS AWAY, SO YOU CAN DO THAT AND BE GUILT-FREE, just like after a couple of six-packs. It will be our little secret.....